Sunday, October 11, 2009
Seriously Chapter 48: As Mel Allen - "This Week in Los Angeles Baseball"
Seriously knows every single person at the the Los Angeles Times sports department and
they should be using today's issue as toilet paper
what with them predicting that their own team would get get swept by the Cardinals. I know what it's like when you have a responsibility and have to make a call on a series, when it has to mean something. But memo to the mighty L.A.Times from someone who also has to make the calls. Professional competition aside - quit being so goddamn wrong. The boys downtown will be hearing from Seriously in the morning.
Believe me, I'll be on the blower
May the sweet lord Jesus please bless the California "Appropriately Named" Angels and carry them all the way to the World Series. We celebrate you for going deep-drill Jack Stryker on the vile and deserving Red Sox, you've shut the mouths of their bastard fans for yet another year. For that alone, we're grateful. Though I've only met Angels owner Arte Moreno one time very briefly, I feel like going Girl Text on the Angels owner. You know what Girl Text is, don't you? It's when you go xxoooo at the end of the message.
Thank you for kicking some Red Sox ass, Arte. I love you. xxxx000!
p.s. Dodger, holmes!