Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Seriously Chapter 40: Ben Roethlisberger is The Terminator

From the Michael Vick League

With his return to practice five days after his ankle was hanging off the bone, Ben Roethlisberger has shown he must die - somehow. Ben Roethlisberger must die.

The Cincinnati Bengals, like the Los Angeles Clippers, are considered a jewel franchise along the lines of the New England Patriots and baseball's New York Yankees. Their overweight, first-round draft pick breaking his foot two days after signing a 42 million dollar contract will only springboard the Bengals to yet another Super Bowl title.

Aaron Rodgers is Jesus

This man is the finest quarterback in the game.

Kyle Orton Has Grounds for a Law Suit

Denver fans already want to run Kyle Orton out of town. After everything he accomplished in Chicago? Denver Bronco fans wouldn't know a great quarterback if it slapped them in the face.

1 comment:

  1. Who says the Bengals can only win big against the NFL's third string? Wait. That might have been me. Oops! Who dey! I'm hoping for some Big MO coming out of that glorious victory against Indy. tb