Saturday, June 13, 2009

Seriously Chapter 27: Get That Foot Out of My Rear

***Peng-Wins, Get It?***

Seriously had to bring a couple of heavy-lifting construction dudes down to headquarters to help remove the foot from his rear it was put in so deep by the Pittsburgh Penguins with their winning the 7th game and the Cup. Seriously and the entire Franchise had Pittsburgh losing in six.

***Land That I Love***

Seriously being so red-blooded American and all, he was admittedly praying to the good lord that the city of Detroit would get a break, something great to shout about, etc. My bad. You can't let your heart in the way of this crazy sports game. Hey, it happens to the best of them and other such platitudes.


Lakers-Cleveland would have been so much more better than this and who knew Dwight Howard's game was so limited and full of chokey-choke?


  1. Maybe if Shaq comes to the Cavs as rumored, it will Kobe and Shaq all over again for next years Finals.

    Seriously, have your people talked to Shaq? I know you are in constant contact with him. My only inside guy screwed the pooch with him, so I have to leave it to you to find the dirt.

  2. Seriously, I just talked to Bryce Harper’s coach from CSN and he says he expects a media blitz when this kid plays. Hope he helps our Coyotes win another National Championship. Coach Chambers anticipates that this will bring national prominence to his team.

    I will keep you posted as I hear ‘em.

  3. Okay, can you explain to me that of all the ethnic groups in Los Angeles, and of all the ethnic areas of the city INCLUDING SOUTH LOS ANGELES, it is EAST LOS ANGELES and the LATINOS who are causing the problems and doing all the public celebrating. Why do I not understand this. I remember the Raiders and the Latino gangs and fans who caused problems. Have they morphed into the Laker fans? Are they REALLY Laker fans? I mean, how much of the game do they totally understand? In addition, when I go to Dodger games they have every piece of merchandise on them, eat fifty million Dodger Dogs, and seem to know absolutely nothing of the game OR who is playing on the opposing teams. Yet, they are the most passionate fans by far in terms of being vocal but all they can scream throughout the night is "GO DODGERS". At least the New York fans, who are worse animals than the Latinos, know every nook and cranny of the game of Baseball. And yet, it is this group of citizens who create all the problems after the championship, looting and tearing shit up. God forbid what they will do if the Dodgers win it all.

    My theory is that they feel marginalized in this society. Whether that is true or not, it is how they feel. Their identity is gang based. They have projected that onto their sports teams, as all of us do. But they love to fuck shit up just for the sake of fucking shit up. I don't think it is an accident that over 50% of the Los Angeles Unified School District students drops out, and most of that by the 9th grade. I don't give a shit what anybody says, it is the Latinos who are doing the bulk of the disruptions and uncivil behavior. Explain it to me, please.

  4. I don't understand that either. I would like to be on their side, but they always do crap like this. Totally disrespect of their area. I'm talking about those illegal’s that take our jobs and still wave the Mexican flag. I’m not talking about those that are citizens and are Americans like you and me.

    We have a market that the Mexicans go to here in Vegas called King Ranch. After they are done shopping, they trash the place. I don’t understand it.

    I tried to be on their side for so long, but they don’t make it easier for me.